"You don't have the balls for it."

"Oh yeah? Let me skip, hop and let the balls roll down my vagina."

Insane conversation like that would generally never take place. It seems kind of silly to think that a couple of metal balls could cause stimulation in the female nether regions. Not that I have tried it but how is it different from a tampon?

Hmmm.....Lets see maybe its got to do with dry friction as the Ben Wa balls rub against each other while being held in place by the vagina walls as opposed to the moist menstual feeling of an expanding tampon.

Imagine doing aerobics and plop the balls would decide to let go. Ping, ping - they would bounce on the floor for all to see with the owner trying to grab the balls as they would roll in different directions.

Or walking down the grocery aisle and feel a sudden orgasm. Right! Now that is a site  I'd like to see; a mom with a wailing kid ,a cart load of groceries suddenly trying to smother a passionate moan and at the same time trying pay an impatient cashier.

If only these balls had a spark that could ignite shivers of pleasure at will then it would be fun to own them. 24/7 orgasms would be akin to achieving universal enlightenment as expounded in Tantricism or Buddhism. It would be a high so good for calming the mind and soul that most medicines like Prozac or Valium would become extinct.

Women would in general be a happier gender, less inclined to make demands on their boyfriends/husbands for attention or sex. A man could easily watch the game as his wife/girlfriend would have a powerful orgasm while sitting next to him.

It would mean liberation from inserting penis shaped objects to attain the 'little death'. Men  would become redundant and there would be a definite reduction in accidental birth rates.

Abstinence would be easier to follow, female masturbation would also be rare, atleast for those who would be able to afford the electric Ben WA balls.

The down side of such a sex toy could be monumental. Men would feel left out, deprived of the familiar feeling of a moist home coming or neglected even in daily life as the bond that comes with a healthy sex life would not be there with their female partner.

The institution of marriage could take a cold meaning and twin beds might make a come back or worse still there might be stipulated conjugal dates when the women would be mandated to take their balls out for dutiful sex with the hubby/boyfriend and they might prefer the Ben wa explosions opposed to good old fashioned humping orgasms.

Ah, something as small and harmless as Ben Wa balls with a little tampering could jolly well change the gender equation and the very structure on which society's based.

If this science fiction fantasy does come true I wonder whether I would invest in these balls. By the time they do come up with these sorts of sex toys I'd probably be in my dotage. Would I want them ? Better still, even if they come up with it within ten years would I want be constantly flushed, dewy-eyed and sex-fried?

Probably not, as it would be a sort of an addictive selfish pleasure, unlike healthy masturbation indulged in once in a while.

It would be instrumental in cutting out the partner from an act that in general keeps a couple bonded.

Since I do have access to the real thing which drowns all the senses in a mass of mingled fleshy sweat why on earth would I want a clinical orgasm no matter how good, would be devoid of the loving touch of another?