A study have shown that women get turned on by Monkey sex. Maybe it’s a connection to our past where the hairy man humped the hairy woman and had hairy children or it’s about reality.

For men fantasies are important. They get turned on by lesbian scenes, the more the women the merrier the fantasy but does the phallus worshipping by keening oversexed women really have similar effect on the female audience?

Somehow I’m not too sure. For me porn is no longer appealing, it’s like a worn out whore plying her trade to addicts in a crack house.

Does that make me a hypocritical porn writer? I think not, its just I’ve finally decided to write about reality and not fantasies.

I am done writing about women with big titties and small waists. I rather write about the everyday women with figures reshaped by childbirth and age. I rather talk about women who juggle children, homes, husband and their healthy appetites that they prefer to be over and done with and fall asleep to face another rigorous day.

There is no time for frills, lace or fantasies; everything is time bound as is sex. It has to be hard, fast and real. It has to be real like monkey sex where there are no pretences, no desire for her to look good for her male, she shakes her booty and he grabs her.

It is wild sex at its best.  The act is hot, mechanical and friggin fast; over and done with in a matter of seconds. He is the alpha male, full of virility, shooting his load and then moving on to grooming and getting groomed.

The act of copulation has to be honed in. Playing with her nipples for too long would probably result in her mind wondering over the morning breakfast; extensive fondling of the nub could result in untimely explosion resulting in her wanting to give her partner a blow job just to get off easy or worse still pumping in the same position would lead to boredom.

Thus, it is all about monkey sex- raw and real.

Foreplay is doing the dishes, baby sitting the kids while she soaks in the tub and then grabbing her for some raw monkey loving.