Kevin Wooding The Little Costner
We all know about Kevin Costner getting a boner during a message while he was at his honeymoon but the reporting of it has me cackling-
Last month, the Scottish masseuse told the tribunal in Dundee that she was "mortified" when Costner removed his massage towel before engaging in a sex act.
Whipping the towel off his boner to ...er....er.....dang it even I cant say it...grossed out......couldnt that fellow just tell the masseuse to leave the room and get his bride in for a quickie?
Talk about horny old hollywood have beens. Maybe he will cry his eyes out on Ophra
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MaN.... i am scared of my lil johny now......
boners during massage is a tough thing to deal with.... have been thru some tough times in an LA center, but the girl was cool and tried to converse on some other topic.. and i tried to distract myself into it.. and soon everything was fine!
When u are someone with a lot of social value... u tend to skew that situation into your advantage... for example if i commanded a lot of social respect and had i got a boner during the massage, would the girl's reaction have been different? If it was different and it was say something like "wow, i am staring at Costner's ......" , then i think many people would think "this girl would not mind if remove the towel and ....."
Proves that costner is just another guy when it comes to handling his dick
Posted by: Lakshmikanth | April 26, 2006 11:30 AM
laks, johnny is allowed to rise to the occasion but not let his presence be felt especially when Big Johnny is a celebrity. For that one little wank Kevin had to pay big bucks, not to mention explain to his new bride.
Posted by: deepti lamba | April 26, 2006 12:15 PM
dee:
wanted to post it over the letting go thread---but am not sure if they would appreciate;)
overheard at the pond
1st duck: what is coitus interruptus
2nd duck: save-indian-familytus?
Posted by: temporal | April 26, 2006 02:14 PM
heh, if all men were as jaded as SIF we wouldn't be spilling more babies than China.
Posted by: deepti lamba | April 26, 2006 03:11 PM
engaging in a sex act? I guess that means masterbating?
Sounds like Rosie Palm was Dancing with the Wolf.
Posted by: SteveS | April 27, 2006 12:16 AM
Nice on Steve. By the way did I thank you enough for the pic I put on my blog?
How is Kristin doing?
Posted by: deepti lamba | April 27, 2006 08:55 AM