As a rule I don't like to take comments from Blogcritics. org or Desicirtics.org and put them on my site but this comment on my recent post on BC was so outlandishly funny that I found myself laughing at the commentor's ability to spin vulgarity to the highest proportions of literary creativity:

Comments: Outer Mongolea was my homeland and my family sold Yak goat
cheese. We now have store on 10th ave east in NY. Please visit the
Mongolean Cheese Factory. Newsweek magizine did a story on Mongolea and we
received mention in the April 2002 report. My wife Gauneda, Ga-une-da are
now seperated. For those who came to the Mongolean Cheese Factory Im
sure you remember her. Gauneda at that time was around 580 pounds or
more. She was always very sweet to all our patrons. If you recall, I was of
small frame and maybe 125lbs. What you dont know is the physical and
mental abuse I endured all those years. So, as you can see men can be on
the opposite or receiving end as women. Many times I ended up at the
emergency room of our local hospital. Because of Gauneda's last attact
she is serveing 5 to 10 yrs. That almost killed me. I woke up at night
and she spread her butt checks and sat on my face. Because her ass was
very hairy and Gauneda bathed once a month if that, she had accumlated
various objects, dingle balls, pet hair, and who knows what. The doctor
said I was poisoned from the leftover Mongolean Beef stuck in the butt
hairs.
All Im saying is abuse to each involved can happen. Hope to see you at
the Cheese Factory. Call ahead for reservations. Toll free # is
1-800-PET-BUTT. Local # DINGLEBALLS. Thanks. Slaphappy.