Thongs And Cave Women
The post isnt about the hot babe but about the non existent thong that she is wearing. I don't like thongs, its like walking around with a 24/7 wedgie. Its irritating especially when one is wearing jeans. That little strip that holds the panty together tends to pull up between the butt cheeks and i'd be held hostage by a wedged undie and think - Pull the damn thing out but how? i cant pull out in public but damn it! I can't take it anymore.
Then after about five minutes of mulling over the problem the situation would worsen and all I'd be thinking about would be the wedgie and get more and more exasperated.
Another fashion irritant are corsets and I have four of them. After giving birth to two kids some how my figure began to move southwards and to help it remian in passable shape I bought a few rather expensive corsets and though they did do wonders to my figure they did equal squeezing wonders to my lungs as I couldnt breathe in them
What we women are willing to put up with in the name of vanity- thongs, bikini wax, corsets, bleaching...sometimes I think being a cave woman may have been easier. Atleast we were accepted for our birthing hairy figures back then;)
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dont forget the spike heels... do wonders for my ass but i curse like a sailor everytime i walk down a city block or two. the alternative is to act like a bag lady and wear the frumpy flats to the subway and tote the sexy footwear in a bag. oh, to be 6 feet tall.
Posted by: Amrita | July 23, 2006 07:18 PM
Heh, I know what you mean. Yesterday I finally got to wear my five inch heels and though I got a lot of looks from people (ahem) but maaan did I have a tough time walking with a year old baby in my arms.
I love heels - the higher the better but they kill my knee caps;)
Posted by: Deepti | July 24, 2006 12:00 PM
I'm not enamored by high heels (except as weapons) but I appreciate thongs - for the most part - and extra waxing very much indeed.
Cursing can be much more exciting than heels - if used appropriately :-)
Thanks for Heidi.
Posted by: Temple Stark | July 24, 2006 06:29 PM
The title of the post should've been "Thongs that bang" :)
I don't understand how women put up with such discomfort either.. not that I know the discomfort first hand. In the recent past it has also become quite fashionalbe to expose those thong strings above jeans waist line. I don't understand high-heels either. How about push-up wonderbras? I don't know if they are uncomfortable but they sure look like that can cause a lot of discomfort.
Posted by: twisted dna | July 25, 2006 04:08 PM