Mass Pasted SEX Spamming On Orkut
I've made a few good friends on orkut but been spammed with sex offers-
Hi, looking for sex, I new in bangalore: Translation- I'm hardup and lonely
Hi, I like sex, ready for one nite stand , no strings attached - (Translation)- delusional
Bitch, I wanted your friendship, you rejected, you whore- (Translation)- small dick and a correspondingly small mentality
Sexy, you can jingle and I can mingle - (Translation)- corny sexual innuendo for iTunes
I'm handsome, here on a visit, want sex- (Translation)- here on a business trip, wife at home, want some new action
You look innocent, i like innocent gilrs, want you- (Translation) - man is into school/college girls
Interested in sex? my mobile number is........(Translation)- I dont like my hand and Kleenex no more, no woman likes me either, I'm desperate
I'm a hot stud, will make you scream just call me to see how loud- Now that one had me laughing till tears streamed down my eyes
There are more propositions pouring in and I will post the next bunch in a couple of days;)
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This one had me laughing as well as disgusted. These men should be brain scanned to understand what kind of shit they carry around in their heads..I know it is shit coz it stinks so bad.
Posted by: Asheesh Rastogi | August 1, 2006 10:12 AM
That's hilarious. I always thought these people are just trolls, fishing for angry responses reather than actual action. Not that girls are lined up to provide "action" even if they were actually hoping for some.
In this day of "equal opportunity" everythihg, I am happy to report that I had some gay passes in email :)
Posted by: twisted dna | August 1, 2006 12:04 PM
That didn't come out right, did it?
I am happy that there is equality in the world. Not particularly happy that gays are hitting on me! I think I would be more happy if girls hit on me but I am not sure... I have to ask my wife.
Posted by: twisted dna | August 1, 2006 12:50 PM
Ashish, what can I say is that its because of these men that the word 'dickhead' became part of the Oxford dictionary;)
Twisted dna, ehhehee, A lesbian friend of mine hit on me back in college, she brought me flowers on valentines day. Initially I was affronted but later realized what a jerk I had been and apologized the next day.
Being attractive to both the genders is actually quite a compliment, don't you think?;)
And really speaking I'm not sure your wife would like other women hitting on you, ;)
Posted by: dee | August 1, 2006 01:36 PM
And what's the problem here????
They all seem like fine (like Stilton), small-testiculared limp-standing global citizens of Lilliput.
Posted by: Temple Stark | August 1, 2006 11:26 PM
First time here, Nice blog. Aslo, How do you pronounce Orkut?
Posted by: Mario Pereira | August 2, 2006 02:40 PM