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News Of The Day: Sex Doll Rafts and Apparatus Abuse

Some people would do just about anything to get their jollies but when someone really does have 'fun' they get all uppity and ban the person from having some real recreational fun.

A participant in the annual Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament near St Petersburg was disqualified in shame for "sexual abuse of apparatus", .... According to Mosnews's entertaining commentary, as "strong wind and flow snatched out resilient dolls from strong men's hands", only 40-year-old Igor Osipov was left to make the final climactic dash to the finish line. At this point, however, "the jury then noticed Osipov's strange position and told him to moor. When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer's doll."

Now, what could be the signs of 'recent sexual activity'?

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When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer's doll."

That makes no sense: It clearly states that he came OUT of the water.

When he came out of the water, gazers saw signs of recent sexual activity on the swimmer's doll."

That makes no sense: It clearly states that he came OUT of the water.

The signs were supposedly on the doll, not on him. Though I do wonder what the signs were;)

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