Now all of us fatties ...I mean people with imperfections can buy the lastest HP camera which instantly trims the pounds of the camera subject. No need for tummy tuckers or crash dieting- one click and skinny for life. Yeah- wouldn't we all like that- meanwhile only a moron with low self esteem or one struck with a neurotic streak of vanity would buy such a product.

In other news Mr slightly younger than Hefner Jack Nicholson wants to play a mean old mobster who has sex with three sex bunnies using sex toy. The bunnies and the toy sounds sexy but a flabby old bull dog humping in the middle? Shudder...probably would increase the sale of Viagra amongst the dirty old men.