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Drowned Reptile In My Tub

How long does it take to drown? Barely ten seconds if you happen to be a lizard. Today just as I hopped out of my bathtub a lizard fell in and I watched it drown and there was nothing I could do since I was shivering in my birthday suit

The dance of death was quite graceful, it splashed around rigorously, tried to climb the slippery sides, then gently swayed to the bottom of the tub belly up.

The little white body is still lying there with some goo floating around. The cleaning lady didn't turn up today and I refuse to go anywhere near the loo. Its just too yucky. Too many animals living in my house and now a cat has been shacking up expecting a saucer of milk at six in the morning.

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I agree seeing you like that is worth dying for but I wouldn't jump in a pool of water I can't swim out of.

now a cat has been shacking up expecting a saucer of milk
A dead lizard and a hungry cat. Good combination.

lol, quite a compliment though I have a feeling you wouldn't endanger your life even if it was Angelina Jolie;)

The cat is a gorgeous Grey. We are still haven't reached the first name basis but the early morning milk along with a cushion to curl up on has fastened the process;)

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