As a rule I don't open pictures sent to me on my asstr email id since asstr is ridden with the worst kind of spam possible and many a times people send gross snaps. Unfortunately this time round against my better judgment I opened a pic which seemed to be from a fellow asstr writer I had corresponded with a few months back.

The sender's name had seemed familiar till I opened the mail and realized that though the name was familiar to me but for the wrong reasons.

The reason stared at me in all its horrific pinkie nakedness. The penis belonged to a dimwit who wrote for literotica.com and he had an affliction to sit naked in front of his web cam.

His fetish was to catch the literotica authors by surprise by showing his pee-pee if they decided to have a webcam conversation with him. I had been victim number ten till I was told that it was nothing new, he had done it to countless others- men and women alike.

Today when I saw his Santa dressed penis(the Santa was beneath his penis) on my screen I felt like sending him a mail describing the excruciating castration that needed to be done to his manhood to teach him a few lessons on net etiquettes.

Despite being net savvy for over fifteen years I can't believe I fell for the same shit again. Bloody bastard needs therapy.

PS: I had been told that the file was clean by yahoo, so much the filth that get through despite the best precautions taken:(