The Brazilians may be more culturally advanced than Americans if we are to believe that they strip to the tiny little triangles and jiggle around for aesthetic reasons and not to suggest sex.

Despite all the jiggling flesh on display, Brazilians say the annual spectacle, which is expected to draw 700-thousand revelers through Tuesday, isn't all about sex. It is, they say, a celebration of the body, closer in the spirit to the Olympics than a strip bar.

And here the rest of the male population of the world salivates and fantasies having one of those hot Brazilian babes in bed with them.

Maybe the only way of not linking sex with naked bodies is by surrounding yourself with thousands and thousands of perky breasts and shaven pubs.

But somehow I don't think that would help either.

The only way the Brazilians can make their carnivals tarnish free is by dressing the babes in Hijabs and no they are not to do a belly dancing Hijab strip tease.

Till then they should welcome the dollars American soldiers spend in their country and tell them to keep their sweaty paws off their jiggling dancers.