Britney seems to have a hard time coming to terms with the fact that she no longer has a lithe body. She looks like a loser vamp no mortal would have near him/her. Obviously her lack of style is not her fault considering her trailer trash background but with all that pots of money shouldn't she be having some fashion expert in her entourage?

Besides, she needs a wake up call. She no longer looks like the -'Hit me baby one more time' gal but more like a Mid-Western mom clubbing after her grocery store shift.

Brit baby, time to take a deep deep look at yourself in the mirror and ask MJ for his plastic surgeon's number.