Bald head Brits? You ain't no Persis Kambatta! That shaven craven head of yours makes me wonder whether you are joining the hairless Kaballah order or the Hare Rama Hare Krishna people. Seriously babes, you have gone out and out loco and only Jesuzz can save you now.

Give up your satanic practices and go to church on Sunday. God is punishing you for your hedonistic ways.

On a saner note- the woman is going down the tubes. Apparently she was losing hair due to stress. Going bald can't be all that bad. She could take some tips from Tina Turner.