Unfortunately I get about 100 to 200 spam every hour and valid comments get buried under all that teen pussy, big balls, Madonna, Borat and all other types of shitty spam. I am using Akismet but the hitch is that Akismet does not like Western er...Christian names.

If you are Indian or Eastern chances are that your comment will automatically go into the unpublished section but with a western name Akismet will treat it as spam thanks to those fucking shit heads sitting in spamming sweat shops using Christian names to spam.

If I remove Akismet I'm screwed and if I don't even then I'm screwed. Damn those fucking bastards, may all them get Repetitive Stress Syndrome!!