Masturbating Elephants On BBC2 's Horizon
Be warned!! Giving an elephant a hard on might get you a black eye. Dr Thomas Hildebrandt doesn't mind masturbating a jumbo penis to get elephant juice for artificial insemination. In fact the good doc will be raising Jackson's john on BBC2’s Horizon: The Elephant’s Guide To Sex, on March 20.
“When you touch an elephant there it starts to flick backwards and forwards and it’s so strong it can knock you off your feet. It’s such a strong movement.”
n the programme, he bids to help elephants Jackson and Christy – who lives in US zoos 1,200 miles apart – to produce a baby.It’s a messy business as he massages Jackson’s prostate gland to produce 300ml of semen per orgasm – the equivalent of a can of Coke – which has to be airlifted in giant condoms across America to Christy.
Artificially inseminating an elephant is just as messy – while a catheter is inserted into the cervix, the hapless scientist faces being pooed on.
All the mess is worth it to Dr Hildebrandt who said: “Lots of mammals are facing extinction and artificial insemination is very helpful in saving species.
“Man has created this annihilation of species; it’s up to man to use his ingenuity to save them.”
I'm all for man saving nature's creatures but it doesn't mean we start masturbating them. Seems the Doctor likes getting kinky with boys bearing tusks. Cloning seems like a more viable option than getting bitch slapped by a giant penis.
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Lol!! This reminds me of my friend who owned a couple of Great Danes. The male was the runt of the litter, which meant he couldnt actually get up on the babe they got for him and do his business. So the guy who brought the other dog offered to "help". I've never seen a man so horrified at the thought of masturbation as my friend when he told me this story. ... Oh, and Simba remains a virgin. :(
Posted by: Amrita | March 12, 2007 11:16 PM
Lol!! This reminds me of my friend who owned a couple of Great Danes. The male was the runt of the litter, which meant he couldnt actually get up on the babe they got for him and do his business. So the guy who brought the other dog offered to "help". I've never seen a man so horrified at the thought of masturbation as my friend when he told me this story. ... Oh, and Simba remains a virgin. :(
Posted by: Amrita | March 12, 2007 11:17 PM
Amrita, my dog Ashley is a Golden Retriever and he too remains a virgin well into his old age. Though my rabbit is one horny little bastard and has impregnated both the does;)
PS: I never really saw them doing it!
Posted by: Dee | March 14, 2007 09:40 AM