Somebody please lend Naomi Campbell a French maid costume instead of a bland service uniform. Her tush probably looks real cute wriggling and jiggling while she mops the floor and cleans those nasty sticking toilet cubicles. Fantasy time over. I'm not a fan of that scrawny arse especially when the owner is an obnoxious supermodel who uses 'abandonment issues' to excuse her shrewish temperament.

'Daddy left me' boo-hoo, cut the crap Naomi! So what your daddy left you while you were a tot, worse shit has happened to people! Some have shitty childhoods and grow up to look like Rosie O Donnell or Oprah Winfrey but you got looks, money and a shitty temper that has landed your ass in the toilet.

Unfortunately, the circus cannot be viewed by the media, hence news travels outside the lavatories. No peeking allowed inside and in case some John wants to use the New York Rubbish Depot he might just find his wildest fantasies come true with Naomi knocking on his cubicle and asking 'Are you done sir? Can I clean up behind you?'.

Here is what Albert Durrell, a Sanitation Department spokesman said "If the toilets require to be cleaned, she will clean them along with her co-workers. She will be sweeping along the garage floor, sweeping the offices. We also have locker rooms, bathrooms; she will be cleaning, mopping. We have windows that need to be cleaned so she'll be doing some of that."

It all seems to be out of a porno film, start the music and lets feel up the lowly humps.

The cause for landing up with this nauseating punishment was for assaulting her housekeeper, Ana Scolavino with a Black Berry over a pair of jeans.

Once she pleaded guilty the judge sentenced her to five rigorous days of janitor duties at a local NY dump.

Sadly, the woman would be working like an illegal immigrant for only three more days and will then head back to her fluffy existence and continue throwing tantrums in her Barbie house and on snotty runways.