The color of her nipple could be likened to a glistening rose bud. Her nipple not mine, you dim wit. Its just a story about fucking not about my own sexual memoirs.

That was the response I wanted to send one of my admirers who decided to send me a particular nasty mail about his Pee Pee wanting to do some magic to my Wa Wa.

Instead, I sent the generic - Thank you for reading my stories and I appreciate your mail. Please remember that these stories are pure fiction and are not in any way a reflection of my life.

Most of the times I tend to junk these nasty mails and never download any files attached since 99.9% of the times they contain nasty pictures of hairy penis doing the - I'm big fat and untouched and the sole purpose of my existence is to catch women unaware online and make all their wet fantasies come true

Why is it that while reading erotica some people naturally begin to fantasize that they are doing the author? Isn't that a tad bit weird? I could be some fat slobby Jabba The Hut look like for Christ sakes! Or a scrawny fellow with gender issues

I don't even mind people calling me pussy or pussy that swings, its just a reflection of their repressed school boy thinking, the nudge nudge, the coy so you are a 'porn writer?' question with raised eyebrows, as if I am then and there dying to spread my legs for strange men.

Yeah! maybe in their wildest dreams I may ride them like a nympho bare chested cow girl but in reality all that would get them is a tongue lashing of the worst sort or a cold snub.

Talk about much needed tongue lashing, I got one from a fellow erotica writer and it was regarding my typo errors and over looked grammatical mistakes. At no point did the gentleman touch on the sexual nature of my stories per say but on grave errors left on my ASSTR Site that were overlooked by some readers but noted by the writers themsleves.

Mails such as these are appreciated, why, I even had some people admiring the sexual content of my stories in simple words but they weren't vulgar or nasty.

Its all about maturity at the end of the day, even online there are etiquettes to be maintained.