I have a whole bunch of favorite cuss words and I'm quite vocal in their use when the little ears aren't listening in

Fucking Shit- I usually say it out loud on the road! But when kids are riding at the back its merely - FUCKING SHIT and a sheepish look in the rear view mirror.

Bloody Bitch- Yeah, I call myself a Bitch especially when I misplace papers, keys or money.

Friggin' Cunt - For women who are control freaks.

Dickless Wonders: For MCP's who have yet to realize that we women aren't dimwits.

Butt Fucked: Generally say it when someone gets 'butt fucked' on online boards

Bitch slapped: Better than butt fucked and less frequently used

Dried Up Hairy Hag: For ill mannered shrewish middle aged women.

Hard Up Mother Fucker : Thats my favorite term for my next door neighbor whose evening entertainment is to leach at my maid and me every fucking day.

Bloody Animals : For men caught digging their nose, spitting, peeing or arranging their balls in public.

Fuck Puppy/Ball Licker : For sycophants

Fuckwit : For the know it alls.

Cuss words have positive energies that help expiate a whole lot of pent up anger. I'm sure a whole bunch of prudes would disagree and would prefer to have me wash my mouth with soap but it will be a cold day in hell when cuss words lose their hold over humanity.

Sometimes it even sounds damn sexy

Hot babe: You bloody Cunt

Hot babe2 : Who you calling a Cunt, Bitch? I'll freakin' screw your arse sore!!

Hot Babe: Really? Your arse was already screwed by that fuckwit of a brother of yours last I heard.

And the hair pulling and clothes ripping starts and the men get all hot and bothered.

Okay, played enough with your sensibilities maybe I could be a sweet little lady and offer you some cake along with tea in my lonely parlor.

Did I say lonely? Sex and Dirty words go so well together.

Come for me my dirty whore, my bitch my love, my nympho....er scratch out the nympho part and put in maid.

Hehe, just playing around;)