My home is crawling with lizards and though some may find their presence to be harmless but I rather have them all roasted and force fed to my next door neighbor. Its the little ones that give me the creeps, they are less than an inch in height and have problems staying glued to the walls.

I've had about four lizards fall on me, two drowned in my tub and another three died terrible deaths under my heavy boots.

Yesterday I saw one of them munching on a roach. The roach's leg was still wriggling in the mouth of that cold little reptile and I wanted to gag.

There is only so much nature watch I can stomach.