OMG! Who picked that whore up from the Trucker Stop? Wait a minute! that hard ass woman looks like Jessica Simpson. So thats what she looks like when she isn't air brushed- A man with boobies. Maybe I should stop being such a bitch but being a brunette ages her instead of making her look classy. She looks as much a dark haired whore as Lindsay Lohan looked after splashing yellow poster paint on her hair.

Maybe it was the treatment for drying up her oily skin that made Jessica's face look like a piece of land ravaged by famine and drought or she hasn't been taking her Estrogen pills.

Jess babes hit the news recently when one of thepuss cherry topped bump decided to make an unannounced appearance with Jess promptly putting it back in its rightful place.