Back in 2004 Skirts with panties printed on them were quite the rage. While trawling online I came across another site which sold clothes with nude female prints on them. For all my liberal speeches even this was a bit too much. There was one dress that featured a wedgie and it awakened the wedgie savior in me.

Yeah, wedgies are the ultimate embarrassment for most women. Nothing is worse than getting a dress stuck between the butt cheeks. There is nothing sexy about it. A nipple playing peek a boo in a blouse is sexy, a wisp of underwear glimpsed is sexy but a wedgie, in my opinion, is down right ugly in fact worse than the trail of toilet paper.