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Paris Hilton And The Children Of Hurin

I agree Paris Hilton has lovely lumps and they are all luscious and awesome but that is all they aretwo lumps on the front and two non existent ones on her back. Apart from her wish washy fuck me daddy personality and hot body what else does she have to offer? Her millions? Gawd she is just a dumb bimbo who can't string two sentences together.

Do enjoy her lumps coz that is all the woman possesses- LUMPS!!

In more dignified news- Junior Tolkien I mean Christopher Tolkien finished his father's The Children of Hurin and is the novel is up for sale and with the money he will buy Windsor Palace, marry the queen and produce little hobbits! Shit, that was the punch line of my novel- The Dead Goose That Still Lays Golden Eggs Thirty Years Past

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"Dumb Bimbo" ?!! She earns about $200K + a year all by herself.

She aint' hot. The body isn't hot (the legs aren't so bad). Those new bumps are fake, which proves she didn't think she was so hot either. ... or more likely she was just bored.

She's smarter than Lindsay and Britney - but then I damn with very faint (call it invisible) praise.

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