Hermione's Boobs Aren't For Real
The net world is buzzing with the Emma Watson boob enhancement posters. On posterwire.com one can see the difference and its sickening. Why photoshop her body? Probably to make her look hot enough to interest some old fuckers to come with their kids to the theaters and then secretly wank to her in their bathrooms while in the back of their minds reasoning out that she really isn't a kid but a soon to eighteen years old with a hot bod which made them regular hot blooded studs and not pedophiles.
No? Then why the fuck did they make her more shapely? What was wrong with her regular shape?
I'm sick and tired of this photoshopping business. A little air brushing here and there, babes are made to look like goddesses with bodies like smooth butter, skin pure gold and boobs and butts the right cupable size.
Fuck you Adobe for unleashing a monster that promotes deception. I spit in the eyes of all its creators.
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The same was done to Keira Knightley for King Arthur: http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/king_arthur.html
The Daily Mail quoted her as saying this was apparently because they did some research and found women want to see at least a C cup on other women on screen :-S (google for [My flat chest is a turn-off, says Keira] for the link)
Btw, any parent who leches after Emma Watson has issues, but it's not illegal in her home country -- age of consent here is 16, and I think she's 17.
Posted by: Ravi | May 14, 2007 04:35 AM