Paris Hilton is quivering in her skimpy thongs for life in prison cannot be easy. The babe should have gone to some AA classes but that too would not have been good enough. She had begun to consider herself to be above the law as if she was some demi-goddess blessed with money, beauty and visibility.

Paris Hilton has started up a petition to keep her out of jail, on the basis that she "provides beauty and excitement" to everyone's lives.

Now she is again using her looks and celeb status to save her arse from being screwed (no pun here). Come on Babes we'd love to see you dressed in orange wriggling your butt at some hefty She-mama.

Yeah, we are a cruel bunch but thats the way we deal with famous celebs. When they fall we are always there for the pecking;)