While watching one of the old seasons of Sopranos Aaman and I found ourselves discussing Adrianna's unmatched blue bra and a functional white underwear. Aaman was adamant that women on screen 'always' wear matching bra and panties and I was insisting that HBO likes to show real life and in real life, apart from the systematic control freaks, most of us wear unmatched lingerie and a few wild ones like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton wear neither.

Should women be conscious of their lingerie? Absolutely, the twins need support and the lips need protection against crotch burns (I seriously doubt the cunt can get whisker burns from tight jeans or trousers) and more so for women who no longer have the sinuous curves.

A saggy bra hides the waist and a torn ancient underwear ignores the beauty of the vagina. When a woman neglects her lingerie it indicates the down turn her self image has taken. Forlorn boobs resting against the non existing waist hardly projects the image of a confident woman.

But wearing a good functional bra and clean fresh underwear is good enough for most women. Most lacy bras tend to wobble. Day before yesterday I went to an exclusive lingerie store and loved the tiny wired lacy bras but my boobs rolled and throbbed when I walked in front of the changing room mirror.

I was horrified and quickly asked for those tight wired cotton no frills functional bras. Encased in the military bra I felt confident, the girls felt super confident and I did buy underwear but the undies weren't the functional types. They were the tight lacy kinds. I obviously looked as mismatched as Adrainna (though not a naked hottie, after 2 kids what do you expect?) but who ever said that functionality and novelty cannot be blended together and better still who would know apart from me that I am mismatched under my clothes;)