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Starbucks Continues To Grate Godly Sensibilities

The Starbucks controvery continues with the Coffee guys telling God lovers to screw themselves and fight over their coffee. The latest quote has nothing new to offer -

Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can’t wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but Heaven has to step it up a bit. They're basically getting by because they only have to be better than Hell. -- Joel Stein, columnist for the Los Angeles Times.
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Huh? Who wrote that retarded shit? A first grader? Its the stalest joke on the mother fucking earth and people are getting offended over it? I would have expected better from a L. A Times columnist

I'd still understand if someone wrote stuff like-

Why Do Angels Lack Genitals?

Coz God Is Too Busy Screwing Us On Earth.

Not funny but good enough to offend some God Loving sensibilities. I mean seriously has any one heard of a God with tender sensibilities? He'd hardly be a God.

You called me the old man of the mountain? Here a tsunami comes your way not only to wipe you out but your entire continent. Serves you fucker right for bad mouthing me

Get real people. Even if he/she exists and is a being like good old Santa Clause do you really believe he has the time to care what one little cup says about him?

Even he'd tell you to get a thicker hide.

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Comments

Since I was unaware of any new controversy, re Starbucks, this whole pot was quite surreal.

Your post makes me think you may disagree with this post of mine, which ends, "Hell is a fear and to become a believer out of fear means nothing." (And if you disagree that's heresy. ...)


I think I'll take up coffee - much easier than religion, and the reward is immediate.

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