Bruce Willis should learn a few lessons from Tommy Lee. Bruce bought a mansion next to Demi's just to be close to the kids Tommy Lee is planning to buy Pamela Anderson an entire island somewhere off the coast of Dubai just to whore around with Pamela ...ahem...to be with the family.

Tommy Lee is buying a luxury Dubai island for ex-wife Pamela Anderson. The Mötley Crüe drummer has decided to buy 'Greece' in The World project - a manmade archipelago of 300 islands in the shape of the world currently being built off the Dubai coast.

Yeah, he wants to buy Greece coz his roots are greek! Soon he will be traversing the island on a little pony, Pam Pam will wear a nice head scarf and a tight little black dress, the kids will go to a make shift Greek Orthodox Church and they will discover oil thereby making the drummer into a rich Greek (Dubai?) oil tycoon with shipping business and his most prized possession Hilary (a more modern version of Jackie) will forever be on his side.

Too hard to believe? Probably;)