Madhya Pradesh does not like sex toys. Why? Because it goes against our culture to indulge in pleasurable sex. Sex is about having babies and not frolicking about wearing strapped penis or using vibrating condoms.

While the Madhya Pradesh Public Welfare and Development Minister Kailash Vijayvargiya is convinced that the vibrating condom is a sex toy, the company that had introduced the product about six months ago denies it."It is not a sex toy but simply a pleasure enhancer that is in great demand by the people," said Mukesh Gupta, a HLL distributor in Bhopal.

But the minister said: "Condoms are used for family planning. When they are used for pleasure with devices like vibrators, they become sex toys.

The minister, apparently, was distressed when told by some Bhopal students that sex toys were abundantly available and he decided to take the issue of vibrating condoms up and not the illegally available naughty toys. He was further affronted when he realized that these 'pleasure enhancing' condoms were made by the central government.

After all the government is in the business of pragmatic, sterile contraceptions and should not stray into the arena of filthy liberal pleasure promoting activities. Pleasure makes the youth promiscuous.

Frankly, I think its the case of the fox with a cut tail. The minister is probably not getting any and is miffed that others are having more fun than him in a shanty little town like Bhopal;)