Verbal Bully: You have to do it

Passive Aggressive: Sure, I'll do it

Verbal Bully: Have you done it?

Passive Aggressive: I'm in the process of doing it.

Verbal Bully: You mean you haven't done it?

Passive Aggressive: I'm a little busy but I'm looking into it.

Verbal Bully : Is it done yet?!

Passive Aggressive: Getting there.

Verbal Bully: You are not doing it!

Passive Aggressive: Did I say I'm not doing it?

Verbal Bully But you haven't done a thing about it!

Passive Aggressive: (Silence)

Verbal Bully: Why aren't you talking?

Passive Aggressive: What do you want me to say?

Verbal Bully: IS IT DONE YET??

Passive Aggressive: Sorry, there wasn't that much time left.