Things That Bang

Today we talk about sex tapes. A 28 year old man today told In Touch Weekly that he had sex with Britney Spears but was unwilling to show the tapes since the sex was normal and lasted only for 25 minutes after which they both passed out on Britney Spear's Four Seasons room in Hawaii.

The mystery guy claims to have bedded Spears while she was vacationing on Hawaii in June - and he caught the sexploits on camera.

And Spears' one-night-stand lover insists the only thing that has been stopping him from going public with the sex tape is the fact he wasn't happy with his own performance which he caught on camera.

25 minutes ain't good enough? Oh yeah! So true! Most of our men can go on the entire night, have 12 inches long dongs and yeah we all have tapes to prove it! Me thinks the fellow probably had size issues or Britney probably dozed off in the middle and he was left groping her for 25 minutes or as we all know maybe just maybe there is no sex tape!

In any case I better put mine away ;)

In another news Eva Longoria admitted to having made a sex tape but said it was a fake

"I'm so amused. It's so funny. Oh my gosh. I've gotten like 100 calls on it saying it's so hilarious, even my husband thought it was freaking hilarious!

"We've got this comedian called Perry Hilton, who does everything that Paris Hilton does. If you go on there, he's gotten a DUI. He goes out clubbing.

So, they go, 'We want to do a sex video in that night vision - kind of like the one she did'."

Now why would anyone want to see a Paris Hilton impersonation? For Christ sakes there are so many celeb sex tapes circulating around that the only one that would make any waves would be one with Rosie Odonnel humping Jodie Foster!! Then again I'd rather get Conjunctivitis