Things That Bang

In the latest Britney Saga a judge ordered Britney to be booked for hit and run:

Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Rebecca Omens said the 25-year-old pop star must be fingerprinted and photographed before Oct. 25, when she is required to appear in court. Spears was charged last month with hit and run and driving without a valid license after she allegedly smashed her car into another in a parking lot in August.

Life seems to be taking a downward spiral for Ms Spears. As it is Britney in recent times has started looking like a hag instead of a nubile twenty something year old. Could it be the drugs, alcohol or plain misery that has aged the one time beauty who was the sole fantasy of thirty year old men.

The babe looks so bad that the only people who'd be interested having any kind of bodily contact would be the she-men in prison. And knowing Britney she may find a silver lining in prison- she won't feel as the ugliest of them all.