Things That Bang

Madonna should be featured in the Bowflex ad. The 49 year old can feature in a hot porno video and put all the bouncy cunt shaven bimbos to shame. The babe is so happening that she can still command a whooping $120 recording and touring deal with live entertainment promoter Live Nation Inc. and leave her longtime record label at Warner Music Group Corp.

Under terms of the proposed deal, Madonna, 49, would receive a signing bonus of about $18 million and a roughly $17 million advance for each of three albums, the person said. A portion of the compensation would involve stock, the person said.

And here many of us were expecting the Jewish MILF to live in a Kibbutz, pluck some olives and enjoy a quiet Sabbath instead the aging baby boomer is still active in the music world, has a successful marriage and a stable home.

There is much to be learned from the 80's sex icon who shocked us, entertained us but never let her 'work' image interfere with her personal life. Is Britney listening? She could have been the next Madonna instead she is on the precipice of trailer trash insanity.