Things That Bang

I'm seriously done telling people that I am a porn writer not a porn hoster! Yeah, many companies have blocked my blog, they don't want you to get a boner while you swirl on your chair in your minuscule little cubicle. But we all know that boners have a mind of its own. A little bit of cleavage, a whiff of strange sexy perfume and you could muttering to the little man - down boy, stay ...don't raise your head, there is no way I can hold this conversation with you in a office. You naughty boy...you!!

Yeah, me talking to you like this gets my site red marked. But you're my buddy albeit a silent one, returning silently to sit by my fire and together we ward away the cold, the brutalities of the world and enjoy a few adult jokes, mull over newsy items or just share a few sane moments.

Thanks for sticking around, today I appreciate your silent support with all my heart:)