Things That Bang

Hot stuff coming up ladies and gentleman. Been tagged by me online sister Desigirl to answer some questions.

1.How do you feel after a one night stand?
Dunno, for all my sultry talk was a virgin when I got married.

2.Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Only if you love wedgies!!

3.Does it hurt?
In the mind everything hurts at one point or the other, even beauty, too much happiness can hurt. Why not sex?

4.Do you know when you are acting crazy?
You mean there are people who don't know when they act mad?

5.Does size really matter?
Nah! technique matters more

6.When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Depends upon the nature of the partaking and how expensive it is.

7.Why do you take so long to get ready?
Why do you bellow that you will not wait and rev the engine?

8.Do you watch Porn?
Don't you?

9.Will something from Tiffany solve everything?
That big a crime committed means one thing- not breakfast at Tiffany but death at Tiffany

10.Are you guys as big a mystery to yourself as you are to us
There was only one Eve- we are her

12.Why do you sometimes think you are fat?
Its all in the curves, baby.

13.Why are you always late?
Busy looking pretty for you, hon'

14.Does it bother you when we scratch?
You mean you didn't know that it does?

15.Do you wish you could pee standing?
Would you have us be like you?

16.Why do so many women cut their hair as soon as they get married?
Awwwww...you really wanna know? We are telling ourselves we are still hot despite being married

17.How often do you think about sex?
Less than you, obviously.

18.What do you think about women who sleep with men on their first date?
Same as what I think of men who sleep with strange women on their first date:)

19.Would you?
Refer back to answer number one

20.Do you realize every guy wants a girl like his mom
Only when it comes to cooking, sweets, or else it will be his worst nightmare.

21.Why does every woman think she can change her man?
Why does every man want his wife to look 21 for ever?

22.Does it matter the kind of car I drive?
Sure, Jaguar is my favorite - do you have one?

Do you ever fart?
I can fart and belch louder than you and still be a woman.

Okay done- since DG staked me I am gonna stake Aditi Nadkarnii Somehow I have one extra question - go figure and I ain't gonna coz it hurts me brains too much;)