Things That Bang- - Britney Spears In Sex-periment

Things That Bang

The animals were imperfect,
long-tailed,
unfortunate in their heads.
Little by little they
put themselves together,
making themselves a landscape,
acquiring spots, grace, flight.
The cat,
only the cat
appeared complete and proud:
he was born completely finished,
walking alone and knowing what he wanted.
... the cat
only wants to be a cat
and any cat is a cat
from his whiskers to his tail,
from his hopeful vision of a rat
to the real thing,
from the night to his golden eyes. (Pablo Neruda, "Ode To The Cat")

How far are we willing to pimp Britney Spears to make a few extra bucks or to forward our own agendas to hog the lime light even if for a day? In my Britney Radar a news feed dropped in- TROUBLED pop star Britney Spears is to take part in a scientific sex-periment - in the nude, with her pal Paris Hilton.

I wasn't sure I read it right. A scandal like that would be of proportions unfathomable. It turned out to be a fictional story requiring a paid subscription. So much for me getting the scoop of the day that would forever relieve of my day job of being a grease monkey.

Posted by Deepti Lamba on November 22, 2007 08:37 AM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It! digg this del.icio.us Fark It | Permalink

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