Things That Bang

She was one of the beauties back in the 70s but now her face is what nightmares are made of. Nasty old me suddenly took a liking for puss filled pimples after seeing Freda's face. At least there is rejuvenation to be found after visiting the dermatologist but for Freda no amount of Botox will do her good, heck she doesn't even need to go under the scalpel, she looks like an entire Freak Show all on her own.

Why is she in the news? Apparently she is friends with the womanizer Security Minister Admiral Sir Alan West who had been appointed by the British Prime Minister to fight terror. But all the Admiral is currently defending is Freda's reputation:

Sources told Britain's The Mail on Sunday that Sir Alan had indeed been having an affair - but emphatically not with the ABBA star.

The admiral disclosed his infidelity "some years ago" during a routine security vetting procedure.

The sources refused to give further details of the affair, including whether it was still ongoing.

The episode was immediately characterised by political observers as a "Whitehall farce", adding to the series of embarrassments engulfing the Government.

It appeared yesterday that Sir Alan's confession to infidelity had become fused in the minds of Westminster insiders with their astonishment at his friendship with ABBA's Frida, as she is known to millions of fans.

But the Admiral and Freda are adamant in their denial that there was some back stage coochie cooing:

Yesterday, in answer to questions about their friendship, the admiral said: "All I'm going to say is I'm not having an affair with her, you know.

"I know her, and I've known her for a couple of years. So I'm sorry, but I'm not going to go there at all."

Good god! Admiral but you needn't sound so vehement, even she-mans have feelings , you know!!