Things That Bang

There are two women we should absolutely ignore- Britney and Angelina Jolie. One can't handle her kids and the other can't have enough of them. Britney goes through men like toilet paper and Jolie for the time being is sticking to one who is indulging her obsessive hobby of collecting children.

Jolie is preggy again and this time with Brad's twins - good for them but at the same time they are still thinking of adopting more tots from the Third World countries-home spun and imported. Now why am I humming Jackson's Song- Doesn't Matter If You Are Black Or White?

Maybe its time they opened up an orphanage with ice cream parlors and Mikey Ds for those little lost souls. That way not only will they get tax breaks but we will not hound them each time they produce or shop for babies!!