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The pleasures of being in the company of Roman men was not lost on Lindsay Lohan. She eat blew dated ok..'did' three men in a matter of 24 hours clearly and thereby lived up to her reputation of being a wild filly up for a game with any handsome Italian, not American, stud that she'd bang into during her 'Roman Holidays.'

One heartbroken Italian stud Alessandro Di Nunzio spilled a bit of Jesus magnificent juice about Lohan:

"Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless. She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.”

Fragile? Not when she is able to hook up with three different hulks on the same day.

Breathe? Yeah, that I get- if there are three men pounding ya then ya better remember to breathe and not drop dead when your vagina finally hangs out with exhaustion.

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