Things That Bang

Weekend is near and I am happy so today I declare on my blog - Sexy day!

A Florida Pastor issued a 30 days sex challenge for his married flock. They were to have sex everyday for the next 30 days. Everyday? Boner pills anyone? Beyond that he catered to the same lines we all have been hearing- be there for the little wifey, do the dishes, manage the kids...blah blah and then have sex.

Makes me wonder between the dishes and kiddos who has the time for sex? Lets go to the Pharmacy everyone. Those pills aren't cheap you know.

Mark Morford talks about the availability of condoms in NY and legal dildos in Texas.

Bryan Hathaway had been released from prison for killing and having sex with a horse, inappropriate contact with a minor and then had sex with a dead deer.

Hathaway told investigators that he saw a dead deer in a ditch near Superior in fall 2006 as he rode a bicycle by it. He then dragged it into the woods and had sex with it.

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‘When I was done, I was upset with myself,’’ Hathaway said in a statement to police. ‘‘I know having sex with animals is wrong.

But I can’t help myself and I need help.’’

Why do these dudes always come from the land of milk and cheese?