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Things That Bang

The animals were imperfect,
long-tailed,
unfortunate in their heads.
Little by little they
put themselves together,
making themselves a landscape,
acquiring spots, grace, flight.
The cat,
only the cat
appeared complete and proud:
he was born completely finished,
walking alone and knowing what he wanted.
... the cat
only wants to be a cat
and any cat is a cat
from his whiskers to his tail,
from his hopeful vision of a rat
to the real thing,
from the night to his golden eyes. (Pablo Neruda, "Ode To The Cat")

If you want your poop to glitter all you have to do is shell out $425 and the Leprechaun gold will fall from your ass:

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth."

Voila! instead of a golden goose there'd be a golden ass;)

Posted by Deepti Lamba on February 5, 2008 10:40 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It! digg this del.icio.us Fark It | Permalink

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