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She's on meds, she is a nympho, Adnan is her gigolo no he is a snake in the grass, Britney! Britney! Britney! No matter how hard we try, no matter how many times we tell ourselves we won't talk about her, we invariably end up talking about Britney Spears!!

People are taking voyeuristic shots of her, others, including myself, speculating about her wild life and now it all comes out that Britney wasn't 'all there' when she committed stupid acts.

This is the moment when we all may find ourselves repenting for badmouthing a diva who could have been another Madonna in the making.

How did she land up from being a Mouseketeer to a morbid self-pitying grinch? She may allegedly be bipolar. Apparently, she is relatively normal when on meds (reportedly Adderall) but off them, its 'Mr Bean gone Sexy'

The latest reports are that Britney has been checked into UCLA Medical Center for mental evaluation under an alias, and chaos reigns there. Her shadow Sam Lufti is the point man to make all the medical decisions.

Like all medical dramas, this one is still playing out. Her parents want to be the ones to make the medical decisions whereas Lufti has indicated that Britney wanted him to be the decision maker in the case of medical emergencies.

The singer, 26, was transported to UCLA for treatment and evaluation during a 72-hour emergency hold, known as a 5150.

"She went willingly. It was like something in her heart was telling her she should go. She knew something was wrong," confidant Sam Lutfi tells PEOPLE. 

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ an L.A. County Superior Court judge has just signed a "5150," meaning Britney Spears is on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center.

We're told there is a "good possibility" that it will be extended to 14 days....There is now a dogfight between Britney's family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge now makes the call.

What was the final straw that broke the camel's back?

"She was driving around her neighborhood like a mad-woman," says a Spears family source. "Britney has been prescribed medication which she refuses to take. This is just another sad, sad evening."