SMS Language
SMS me the phone number
SMS me your home address
SMS me the joke.
The joke? The gawd damn joke? The whole freaking thing? Who actually types out jokes? And now people can even twitter from their phones.
I hate SMSing. The damn keys are small, the chances of making spelling mistakes frequent and the way people piss all over the language makes me wanna swoon. For example
Are u cuming?
Yes, Im cumng in ten mins
Now thats normal conversation
Here is the frustrated conversation:
Where u?
Where u told me
No u not here
I am where you?
PVR
Me too
By then they get bugged and one of them calls up and work it out. I call this SMS addiction and penny pinching
Next are the love lorn idiots ( we all have been there )
I lve u
No, I lve u more
No, I lve u 10 times mre
So u think
So I know
Gimme kiss
Smooch.
Yup, all this shit over SMS. Thankfully I have yet to hear of break ups over SMS
Its over
Vat?
U knew it was cuming
What was cuming?
This
No, I didnt
It is all me
Yes, all you
Bastard!!
Bitch!!
Now thats an interesting SMS exchange but rarely heard of.
Posted by
Deepti Lamba on March 4, 2008 08:59 PM 
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