Things That Bang

Never again will I eat at Nathu's. I am dying of indigestion!! I had one plate of gool gappas, little bit of Papri Chaat and some Tikki and since nine 'o' clock I have been dying to have a puke fest. Its all that Desi Ghee in which they cook and my poor stomach cannot tolerate the crap. Thing is, having lived in Bangalore for so long and eating light food like idli , vadas and Chinese at Lu Hung I am not used to the Punjabi or Banya food which is cooked in desi ghee.

Right now my stomach and intestines hate me and I wanna die. Pudin Hara did not help, Tums didn't help nor did Alkaselzer. I think I am gonna puke. Jeez, all that oil is rolling around in my belly and hurting. Some fucking alien has taken residence in my stomach and is killing me. Christ!! I swear I am gonna either barf or die!!