Things That Bang

I miss my old surname once in a while. I grew up being a Dutta but been a Lamba for 7 years. I could have remained a Dutta if I was in a live in relationship. Would Aaman have agreed to it? Would I have? Sitting in Delhi with time at hand I can muse about these matters but I'm not willing to pay roaming charges just to ask Aaman over the cell whether he would have been open to us shacking it instead of giving a sacred name to our co-joining.

Its like that babe in the hotel's coffee shop I overheard asking the love of her life to give her a 'Kissie' or else she wouldn't put the phone down. She was roaring drunk, over thirty and behaving like a twit.

No daarling- give me a kissie on the phone, give me a smooochie or else I will not disconnect. (Giggle...Giggle)

Now make it

Tell me babes would you have preferred to milk me for free or preferred to pay for it for the rest of your life?

Hmmm...something tells me the second conversation would have got an amused reaction but the 'kissie' conversation probably gained the babe an exasperated lover.