Things That Bang

I like to begin my mornings with the newspapers, sugarless tea and a little online animation. I loved this one on billyblob.com

Then begin mundane chores of water plants, cooking, feeding kids, cleaning- you know the regular Desperate Housewife stuff without the desperate part.

Desperate! Makes me wonder what I could be desperate for at this very moment- probably desperate to be in a freezing cold room with room service or go for one of those frikkin expensive all day spa deals or laze the day away on a Lazy Boy placed in a Gazebo made of sound proof glass.

Yeah, desperate for ice cream, desperate for liquor chocos and desperate for someone else to do the book review that is due. Shit!! I gotta do a book review and there is no way I can get away from it. Thats what happens when publishers send free copies- we have to review them.

My desperation knows no bounds, book review along with ice cream while sitting in a Gazebo with cooling showers outside and plenty of sex! There I said it only because I know it had to be said; after all desperation brings only one thing to mind - dirty deeds done between the sheets.

Which is why people tend to say- What a despo!! Not desperado.Desperado brings heroics to mind done before the musty sheets come in, desperado brings to mind Anthony Banderas and then musty sheets or maybe he is too old to be thought of between the sheets. I ain't into old men nor am I desperate!!

Seem to be getting ahead of myself but something tells me a Desperate Housewife being part of a book club may make a good episode but reading her book review may not get that much interest.

Or reading her book review while lying on her Lazy Boy in her Gazebo with a despo mentality may just do it for some.

Time for me to Shud Up and make breakfast for my kids. I am desperate for a cook and not for anything else. Funny how reality intrudes and makes us desperate desperados for the mundane;)