Things That Bang

Why do I get forwards? I tell them- spam me no more but I get love spams, mommy spams, spams of people going blind, lame, getting cancer, people needing money but no one giving money but spamming others for the money. Spamming is the new how do you do!!

Send me a stumble if you like something, send me a link if you please, send me a kiss, a hug or a simple- hi thought of you but a forward and I zinc you with thousand spams in your mail boxes- the type that says- 12 inch dongs, free viagra pills, hot snatches for sale, kittie style, doggie style, smut for mutts or coprophagia for your pleasure alone.

Forwards are so 90s, just like hotmail is so cliched. Do you still hug that email id? Bet you do just like you too send forwards. Don't ya swear they are meaningful ones.

All those soppy puppies and kitties, all those feel good copy pasted Hall mark writings make me role my eyes and the jokes make me wanna scratch my eyes out.

Wanna send me a forward? It better be in official capacity or else its gonna be me sending you some very innovative stuff to show my lovin'.